Store

I never visited the shop in its old location on Denny, but the new Crypt Off Broadway couldn't be less like a mausoleum if it had a greenhouse. Their vast selection of (usually discounted) lingerie, leather apparel, toys and good old dirty movies is attractively displayed, and the staff is friendly and unobtrusive. You'd do well to head down there and pick out a few Valentine's Day gifts, along with some items for your personal collection. To paraphrase Joaquin Phoenix in "8MM," I'd hate for you to be in one of those everyday situations that call for such items and not have 'em.