A number of factors make your average bar into a classy dive, including, but hardly limited to, a crowd that's equal parts shiny hipster and scary wino, a well-worn but still regulation-level pool table, bathrooms that merely disturb instead of disgust, and most importantly, a no-nonsense bartender who knows how to pour a freakin' drink. Seattle is blessed — and we don't use that word lightly — with many fine establishments that fit the bill.