You'd better set aside an entire day for the winner of this category. Gene Juarez offers a menu of services that includes hairstyling, body and skin care, makeup artistry, "age-defying" manicures, massage and foot care. The pampering at the spa is constant and gentle (though the hair salon can get a bit frantic), and the only torture here is realizing that that you'll have to leave the premises after your appointment ends.
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Salon Joseph, Elle Day Spa and "my bedroom." Snap!