With locations in the U District and Capitol Hill, Laughing Buddha Tattoo & Body Piercing has probably spread more ink around this town than all of Seattle's newspapers combined. If you've ever dreamt of getting tattooed with the likeness of a Playboy centerfold or just a good old heart with the word "MOM" in it, Laughing Buddha can make it happen.
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